The wife and I were out shopping on a retail park-come-industrial estate, and we fancied some lunch. We spotted a place advertised as a cafe. We went in and asked for the menu. They said they didn't do food. Right then.
So we walked along to the next "cafe", and asked for the menu. They didn't have a menu, and they only sold toasties- a choice of cheese, ham, or- you've guessed it- cheese and ham. The wife asked about a cheese and tomato. No, cheese and tomato wasn't an option.
Five minutes later the guy brings out two cheese toasties to our table, and asks......
"Do you want some tomato with those?"
