Posting on a local Spain-based Facebook forum, someone presents the following:
"Hi !
Is there a English speaking opticians in Baza!"
One wonders how on earth it is possible to cram so many mistakes into such a short sentence. I should think the cat hammering on the keyboard in the famous meme would produce something more closely resembling English.
I can't decide whether it's ironic or just downright audacious to expect someone of a different language to have learnt yours when you haven't bothered to yourself, and it's debatable whether the poor optician- if one is found- will be able to understand the creator of this random assembly of letters and punctuation marks.
I suppose it could always be put down to poor eyesight........