I've always wanted a Corvette (the car, not the battleship).
While out shopping the other year I noticed a Chevrolet showroom, so thought I would pop in for a look. This was around the time that Chevy were doing a lot of TV advertising in the UK, showing their fleet of cars driving up a runway headed by the Corvette, then the Camaro.
I had a quick look around, and failing to see the sleek lines of the most beautiful car ever designed, the flagship model in Chevy's portfolio, asked the salesman.....
"Excuse me, do you have any Corvettes?"
He looked up at me blankly, and replied "car mats?"
